The Iron-maybe.
Tuesday, August 24th, 2010For me, life is a series of half-started and half-finished goals. I lose sleep at night composing well thought out plans at execution of one goal or another. One look at my journal and I seem nothing of a writer, more-so someone who organizes their life by spreadsheet – even away from the computer – as a way to focus their dissonant interests. A lot of these goals never see the light of day, some flame up and flare out and some rise to the surface after years of simmering underneath. But this is all nothingness. Here’s some content.
Me: I’m always open to inspiration. It’s one of those strength-and-weakness things. I get a huge catapult out of the chute until I get deflected in some other direction. So knowing that, guess the next part of this choose-your-adventure-story:
You listen to a boss at work talk about how his brother-in-law did an Ironman triathlon for his fortieth birthday. You have always been fascinated by triathletes and are an amateur cyclist. You need inspiration and goals to lose weight and get in shape. You turn 30 in two years, which seems a reasonable amount of time to train for such a triathlon.
If you want to acknowledge the man’s strength of character, dedication and endurance and then move on, please go to page 335.
If you want to try to train for an Ironman yourself for the year you turn 30, please go to page 231.
If you think I turned to pg 231, you’re absolutely correct. I decided then and there that in 2012, I would compete in an Ironman triathlon. Not to win or anything, just to finish. Flash forward to my cut body hobbling toward the finish chute, it’s so emotional and triumphant and…I’m way out in front of reality here. Hold on.
For those who don’t know and haven’t looked it up on wikipedia yet, the classic Ironman triathlon is a 2.4 mile open water swim followed by a 112 mile bike ride, which when completed is followed up by a standard 26.2 mile marathon run. And, mid-race cutoffs notwithstanding, contestants have to finish in 17 hours. If I use the term “Impossible Goal” to refer to the race, well you probably get it.
So here’s me, having never run a whole mile (this is before I ran that mile I mention in the last blog post), being an ugly, ugly swimmers whose technique/strategy in the pool is mostly to avoid drowning, and who has ridden 100 miles on a bike in a day once…in 10 hours…last fall. Also: looking in the mirror, my athletic build is best described as “Clydesdale” at the moment.
But hey, I have two years right? All of that can be accomplished if I completely change the way I live and take up running and swimming and workout 15 hours (at least!) a week. Not setting myself up for failure at all, am I?
Well, it’s been a month since I’ve decided to do this crazy thing and yes, some things have changed. First, I do want to take boxing seriously and while that’s not entirely at cross purposes with triathlon training, I’m also in school half-time and working full-time and I like my wife…there’s a finite amount of time available for me to do what I want. Maybe I start to waver on getting that ovular “140.6″ sticker to put on the back of the car, maybe an Ironman really is too much.
So my Ironman gets downgraded, maybe I go half Ironman (1.2mi swim, 56mi bike, 1/2 marathon) which isn’t as scary. And there are other lengths, too. The Olympic tri is a 1.5k swim (.93mi), a 40k bike (24.8mi) and a 10k run(6.2mi) which seems almost reasonable in comparison to the Ironman and Half Ironman. And the Sprint Triathlon, which is essentially a 1/2 Olympic, I could do tomorrow given proper nutrition and motivation, understanding that the swim part would suck beyond bad and that they’d probably drag me out of the water for causing danger to the other swimmers with my thrashing.
So all these maybes add up into one Iron-maybe. Here’s how I feel about it: I want to train like I’m going to do either a half or full Ironman in 2012. If I succeed I’m a huge stud and will have a story to tell my grandkids. If I fail I will be a very fit failure. Win-win, if I come up short I’ll still end up looking long and lean. And if the inspiration only carries me as far as it has already, which is to be someone who runs 10-15 miles a week, then it’s already done me a huge service. In the interim, maybe I hit a sprint or Olympic and maybe I love one of those distances. And hey, maybe I’ll see you at Couer D’Alene in 2012 running down that victory chute. After all, I’ve heard it’s an easy Ironman course.

